If I were a baby again….

2009 November 7
by Narendra

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 4; the fourth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.

All my life I worked finding the values of constants that haunted the science fraternity since ages.Many a time my works have found place in reputed journals,my speeches and presentations are till today quoted in major technical summits.several of my talks are considered as masterpiece and food for thought for the generations to come.My entire life spent in interpreting theories of relativity and theories of evolutions,where,how and why this struggle began.
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There was a time when the entire calculus appeared just a myth to the mathematical world when my proofs Rightly disproved the other existing ‘correct’ proofs.When I proved that it is possible to travel as fast as light(funny that we already dint know it,how many times we reach Americas and Africas and Asias within a bat of eyelid.but science talks in terms of proofs.it needs thoughts in words and not words in thoughts)
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Today is my 100th birthday and it is now time to finally look back and leave the legacy behind.I know for a fact that after me there shall not be any other ‘I’(reminds me of the infamous technical paper where I proved that anything containing i is necessarily not imaginary)this is certainly end of my world but not end of the world.Although I am finding it harder to imagine me floating in heaven or burning in hell(hell is more likely perhaps because I have put numerous scientists,mathematicians and their works to shame)
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It will be over.My dream to live a hundred long years….
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I can see my mother,she is giggling at my sight.oh how cute I am .I can see myself in her eyes…Am i born now?Am I dead?
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Calculus,mechanics,paleontology,biology all have surrounded me as the shepherds surrounded to have a glimpse of infant Christ..
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Am I born?am I dead?if I were a baby again…if I were born again…
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I cant speak now,I can only cry I can only see the roof..new mother..new father…same world…
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a hundred more years…

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@mr.human–a sip of tea

2009 October 30
by Narendra

Times you think you look handsome,

And you stand long mirroring the greats

Mark my tweet I tell you that,

These are the times you look funny

Surpassing stupidity’s limits ….

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It happened so that morning

I walked into traffic boisterous,

Dirty children running semi-nude, and

With such poor a fashion sense

In true sense of words a nuisance…

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I am ready for #thechildcareproject

Via tweetberry 2seconds ago

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Beggars I tell you, hate them the most

They earn more than you, loot rather

Don’t go by their (born stained) faces

The rags they wear, deliberately they tear!

They cripple, they act, they moan, they bow

I am begging for your mercy sirs, shoo now!

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I am tempted to tweet the cliché

Charity begins at homes #quote

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theDONor:@mr.human so true you say

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The corner tea shop is my favorite,

tea here is better than of any palace.

And  I appreciate he keeps things clean

Hence to say this I have shame none!

A sip of corner tea corners filth and fray

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Hate to sip roadside tea!

So unhealthy so dirty…

Via tweetberry 3se..(as he sips. :P )

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Just then a car drove mad on the road,

With the rear tyre punching a pot hole,

Second to only craters on our moon.

Splashing muddy water all over my shirt,

Leaving me dumbstruck and wondering;

(oh white swipes,now where are they?)

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Bloody hel,forcd th drivr 2 apologis

4 almost runnin into me!

Lied Via tweetberry 2 seconds ago(not the first time although :P )

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The beggars and the semi-nude kids

took me along with them,

Showed me a place to clean myself

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A beggar mocked and crippled away,

‘No tide swipes in real life sahib’

Via heart a second that passed away…

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Read other parts of @mr.human

@mr.human- (on ubiquitense.com)

@mr.human-on the job

@mr.human-Jab they met


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Follow me-A 55 fiction

2009 October 28
by Narendra

55 Fiction is a form of micro fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words. Most 55 Fiction works are dramatized so as to get the effect in limited time.This is my first attempt at it.

Her cab that night dropped her 55m away from where she resided. She walked as fast as she could since a man was following her. She saw the fire in his eyes. Struggling to get in She unlocked her home,” happy birthday” “surprise” shouted her friends from the dark.

She collapsed and died of shock…

55fiction[3]

@mr.human-Jab they met

2009 October 24
by Narendra

The usual way of me bumping into her,

Our books falling, and note exchanges

With smiles that fade quickly as we see,

Each other and pretending not to see any

Never happened when we met,

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My mom tweeted me that day

She was worried if I had my soup or otherwise

I was worried as I hadn’t had any

My furious mom blocked me, I was left alone…

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Then I saw the dip in my followers

My mom’s friends they were! Of #kittyparty

Probably espionage to keep an eye on me!

Shattered I, craved for #twugs

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A lady replied! A lady replied!

she was no bot,I knew that well,

she used #twugs and #icareforyou

(that being criteria 1 to be real)

her name was vibrant her face so cute,

(a puppy with a pink satin bow)

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I instantly tweeted a reply,

@ms.human how nice of you…

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Seeing my choice my mom unblocked me

since then we #tweetup every weekend

(#kittyparty,#curiousladies returned)

life changed forever after ‘@ms.human’

this is how we met,

the beginning of this @mr.human

(and every human I guess)

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I was very clear on the idea that every time I write a @mr.human I HAVE to be funny,but this time I thought why not keep it simple and sweet?How about a love story happening on twitter?I am sure they have happened. It is partly scary(IMHO) and OH SO CUTE for many people :) (ITHO-in their honest opinion).I promise  you’ll laugh if you try to find hidden meanings in this as there are none :P This poem is a stress buster to me.I am tired being critical about stuff around me,so for a change I decided that I should just for today not anger,just for today not worry

Read other parts of @mr.human

@mr.human- (on ubiquitense.com)

@mr.human-on the job


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wrinkle wrinkle, little scar…

2009 October 11

Wrinkle wrinkle, little scar,
As I wonder what you are
My bowels churn out a growl
Up above your walking stick so high
Your hair has grown Grey and dry!

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Silver plates your kids do have
And please make yourself home
In the corner that doesn’t cut,
Your son’s and his wife’s morning walk!
Take this here, eat, yes it is boiled!

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Wrinkle wrinkle, little scar
You could be living fine, or mere alive!
You could speak a few words,
Or be silent as my cow, chewing fodder
And making the least possible noise…

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Why so tired? Why do you cry?
Don’t I feed you with my leftovers delicious?
Why so numb and why so pale?
Don’t I give you cozy bench at nights?
Yet I appreciate your pearl like feature!
I have never heard you complain…
(I must hear no complaints about you)

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Wrinkle wrinkle, little scar
Why the wound is not so deep,
Yet so fresh, but not so long
Yet so loud and so foul
Why not clean it? My friends do laugh!
Why not stay in? My kids get spoilt!

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Wrinkle wrinkle, your little scar,
Has no place in my palace grand…
Your bones so brittle, keep them away,
The talks of yours are all age old…
That reminds me the home for old age!!

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Wrinkle wrinkle little scar
Why should I wonder how you are?

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The Indian dream-feathers we gather

2009 October 3

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 3; the third edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.

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Feathers we gather

There is my child on the floor,

Oh poor he looks poor, he is cold and unclean

I pick him and shield him with my sari,

feed him water and fruits I carry…

loved his smile as he saw me

the love that beamed through his look

gave me the most pretty smile on my face

and an enlightenment in my inner space!

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Market that day was till the brim glad

the sun shone on already lustrous jewels

with golden robe even the horses were clad

there was a traveler, strange in appearance

I took my basket of flowers, he asked for spices

I gave him that he needed,

And something more than he deserved

He paid me heavy, but ripped my clothing!

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Sore saga continued, you know that well.

Some paid me the price; some sold me to him…

I embraced both, yet they stuck a dagger

I pulled it out from my bosom, pain unbearable

Then came men with sticks and man with a stick

There were blows with those, and nails in coffins

some sought resolution, the three sought revolution

some stepped out of home, and gave me their blood

Alas they starved, they couldn’t return home.

They all said the same, they believed in different names

Having their mother-their birthright, they all said the same

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I was draped again in my silk sari,

Look at the colour, is it not a beauty?

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There is my child on the floor,

Oh poor he looks poor, he is cold and unclean

I pick him and shield him with my sari,

He is now picking up my feathers,

Some were plucked by them!

Rest I lost to the treason grin

And gathering those, he

Tickles me, I play with my child…

He has gathered enough now,

It’s time to fly, soar high and cross horizons

I dream to see my child fly above me

(But rest in my nest at nights)

Fly as I did, fly as the golden sparrow!


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There is my child on the floor,

Oh poor he looks poor, he is cold and unclean

I pick him and shield him with my sari,

feed him water and fruits I carry…

loved his smile as he saw me

the love that beamed through his look

gave me the most pretty smile on my face

and an enlightenment in my inner space!

Market that day was till the brim glad

the sun shone on already lustrous jewels

with golden robe even the horses were clad

there was a traveler, strange in appearance

I took my basket of flowers, he asked for spices

I gave him that he needed,

And something more than he deserved

He paid me heavy, but ripped my clothing!

Sore saga continued, you know that well.

Some paid me the price; some sold me to him…

I embraced both, yet they stuck a dagger

I pulled it out from my bosom, pain unbearable

Then came men with sticks and man with a stick

There were blows with those, and nails in coffins

some sought resolution, the three sought revolution

some stepped out of home, and gave me their blood

Alas they starved, they couldn’t return home.

They all said the same, they believed in different names

Having their mother-their birthright, they all said the same

I was draped again in my silk sari,

Look at the colour, is it not a beauty?

There is my child on the floor,

Oh poor he looks poor, he is cold and unclean

I pick him and shield him with my sari,

He is now picking up my feathers,

Some were plucked by them!

Rest I lost to the treason grin

And gathering those, he

Tickles me, I play with my child…

He has gathered enough now,

It’s time to fly, soar high and cross horizons

I dream to see my child fly above me

(But rest in my nest at nights)

Fly as I did, fly as the golden sparrow!

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